Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine…
A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
"I believe in PINK. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles." — Audrey Hepburn
"It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. " — Shirley MacLaine
"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says : "I'm cheap!" — Delta Burke
